The hysteria whipped up by the local media over a frightened 2-year old black bear is truly astounding.
These intrepid investigative journalists even managed to give the poor animal a new menacing nick name, transforming him from lost bear–into the shape shifting “Urban Phantom“.
Yikes, I think I just wet my pants.
Anyway, the thing that really gets me is this bear is now establishing “human free sites” throughout Shoreline. That’s so totally unfair.
Really, what’s up with these bears and their continued insistence on special rights?