Oh Noes!! There is Now Going to Be More Bear Sites in Shoreline…….

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The hysteria whipped up by the local media over a frightened 2-year old black bear is truly astounding.

These intrepid investigative journalists even managed to give the poor animal a new menacing nick name, transforming him from lost bear–into the shape shifting “Urban Phantom“.

Yikes, I think I just wet my pants.

Anyway, the thing that really gets me is this bear is now establishing “human free sites” throughout Shoreline. That’s so totally unfair.

Really, what’s up with these bears and their continued insistence on special rights?

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bibo

After successfully crash landing in the Pacific Northwest, Bibo decided to take advantage of the low interest rates and gamble on the Seattle housing market. The god monster with some intelligence now resides somewhere in North Seattle.